I'm staying at my brothers house for a few weeks
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Me:
Where's the tomato sauce?
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Brother:
It's in the cupboard. Tomato sauce tastes really good with mayonnaise.
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Me:
Uh... the mayo is expired....
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Brother:
It's NOT "expired." It's just not "BEST BEFORE" anymore.
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Me:
You... you live like a homeless man.
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