January 2011
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classes are cancelled
GONNA STAY HOME REWATCHING LOUIE
AND BLUE VALENTINE
LIKE A BOSS
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I'm staying at my brothers house for a few weeks
Me: Where's the tomato sauce?
Brother: It's in the cupboard. Tomato sauce tastes really good with mayonnaise.
Me: Uh... the mayo is expired....
Brother: It's NOT "expired." It's just not "BEST BEFORE" anymore.
Me: You... you live like a homeless man.
I'm on some girl's youtube channel
Me: Why does she only sing hill billy songs? Brother: You mean Taylor Swift songs? Me: Yeah
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December 2010
7 posts
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Younger Brother: Can I use your credit card to buy a four dollar game?
Me: Is the website trustworthy?
Younger Brother: yeah I bought a game from there before
Me: Okay, fine, get my wallet
Younger Brother: It's okay, I already have all your information *walks away*
Me: What!?
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controversial pet peeves #156
Dear talk show hosts,
PLEASE STOP PUTTING THESE NEW MOMS ON YOUR SHOW. I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR NEW BABY, WHAT HIS OR HER NAME IS, HOW MUCH HE/SHE WEIGHS, ETC.
get to the funny.
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November 2010
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So I had a conversation that went like this
Me: Oh great, okay I'll see you next week!
Classmate: Cool, I'll add you on facebook
Me: Errrrrrr.... I don't have facebook........
Classmate: What the hell?
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“My life sucks.
I’m almost 20 and haven’t been able to score a better job than...”
– (via edmedmoped)
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I am watching BEING ERICA
the episode, “Jenny From the Block” and it completele SPEAKS TO ME
This Jenny chick is totally like this “friend” I know, and Erica is ME.
“What exactly do you get out of this friendship, Erica?”
sorry, this post is not humorous at all
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“I threw my 20th birthday party at Brown, and I didn’t even have to say to anyone...”
– Emma Watson
(via harrypotterhouses)
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October 2010
11 posts
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Watchsade:
Andrew Garfield steals Justin Timberlake’s question, my heart.
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I just heard myself say
Fuck you Hulu
just a typical conversation with a friend
Me: Do you know if our philosophy professor is married?
Gillian: No, she's not married
Me: Yeah I didn't think so
Gillian: But she has a very active sex life
Me: ok.......
I finally got around to seeing The Social Network
and all I can say is…
BOW CHICKA WOW WOW
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I just killed three mosquitos in my room in 2...
Ugh
levyontv:
The Event has officially hooked me. This better not just be another tedious exercise in avoiding answering questions while only creating more in order to trick your audience into thinking they’re having a meaningful TV watching experience while really just infuriating them. Sorry, I still have some residual Lost pissed-off-ed-ness.
Yes. If the Event ends the way Lost did, I’m...
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snl continues to disappoint.
bryan cranston was completely wasted. not a single breaking bad sketch. COME ON PEOPLE GET IT TOGETHER. this is reminiscent of when zach galifinakis was hosting as well. the only thing i liked were the monologues (zach’s more though… a lot more)
mumble grumble *angry* i think i will just stop expecting snl to actually be funny and make good use of their hosts.
im going to end my...
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Tonight is officially Cut "Friends" Out Of Your...
sade:
You know when you have those friends who fucking suck and part of you is like, “oh yeah, I really hate that chick, but she IS one of my best friends so I gueeeeeeeess I’d better just put up with her selfishness because she’s (choose your own adventure) a) stressed out from work, b) going through a bad breakup, c) always been this way and that’s what a good friend does!”
No. That is...
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JERSEY SHORE
is a pretty educational television show. It deals with many social issues such as sex and sexuality, racism, sexism, violence, alcoholism, and drugs …. just in an unconventional way.
September 2010
13 posts
Watchpopculturebrain:
Bryan Cranston SNL Promo | Movieline
sooooooo wonderful
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My thoughts on these shows:
Raising Hope: HILARIOUS. Kate Micucci is adorable (she was great on Weeds as well!)
Running Wilde: Verrrrry Arrested-esque, but less funnier. But the love the cast, so I will keep watching. David Cross <3
No Ordinary Family: Errr…. It’s like a less funny live action Incredibles. I’ll keep watching though.
Glee: Every time Lea Michelle comes on screen, I feel...
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It's a sad day
I went to see a live taping of WTF with Marc Maron and it was sold out. I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE SELL TICKETS AT THE DOOR. WHY PEOPLE WHY
I was 40 minutes early! Was that not enough?? I don’t understand.
At least I was in the same room as him for a little bit.
GOD I AM SO SAD
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What is up with me
Lately I only seem to find 16 year old boys, or 40 year old men attractive. THERE IS NO INBETWEEEEEN
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Productivity: Subjective
Things I’m supposed to do:
- Accounting, Psychology, Business, and English homework
Things I’ve done:
- Watch seasons 1-3 of Psych
- Watch season 1 of Mad Men
It’s gonna be a longgg weekend.
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“This man has a very nice face. He must be in a lot of films.”
– My dad while watching Prince of Persia
Brother: What are you doing?
Me: eating chips
Brother: Aren't you going to get thirsty?
Me: No, I have Powerade
Brother: *stares*
Me: Breakfast of Champions
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I CAN'T... →
popculture:
You know how there are those people who are all like just disconnect and spend your days touching minds, hearts, and bodies of real people? And then at night, under the moonlight, they get into their canoe that they built by hand, row out in the middle of some fucking water somewhere, and have philosophical conversations with all the fish that have gathered around their pristine...
August 2010
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I just made the most amazing mango smoothie.
And watched an entire season of big brother (9) in two days.
Having no life like yeah
Brother: Did you watch Bachelor Pad yesterday?
Me: Only OF COURSE
Brother: I only watch it because the house they live in is very nice.
Me: YEAH OKAY THERE
Dad: When are you going back to school again?
Me: September 6th
Dad: Thats Labour Day
Me: ...... september 7th
