sinisterlava: DIRECTOR: There it is, ladies. JESSE: I look like my ancestors, who, uh, who were in, were victims in World War II. EVERYONE: [laughs] — Zombieland audio commentary I need a jew who makes holocaust jokes Perfect boy is perfect.

sinisterlava:

DIRECTOR: There it is, ladies.

JESSE: I look like my ancestors, who, uh, who were in, were victims in World War II.

EVERYONE: [laughs]

— Zombieland audio commentary

I need a jew who makes holocaust jokes

Perfect boy is perfect.

(Source: formerlyleighway)

Lip from Shameless is such a mcbabe.

Lip from Shameless is such a mcbabe.

SPENDING SATURDAY NIGHT WITH THE BOYFRAN

SPENDING SATURDAY NIGHT WITH THE BOYFRAN

classes are cancelled

GONNA STAY HOME REWATCHING LOUIE

AND BLUE VALENTINE

LIKE A BOSS

I'm staying at my brothers house for a few weeks

  • Me: Where's the tomato sauce?
  • Brother: It's in the cupboard. Tomato sauce tastes really good with mayonnaise.
  • Me: Uh... the mayo is expired....
  • Brother: It's NOT "expired." It's just not "BEST BEFORE" anymore.
  • Me: You... you live like a homeless man.

  • January 08, 2011, 1:31am

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I’m on some girl’s youtube channel

Me:  Why does she only sing hill billy songs?
Brother: You mean Taylor Swift songs?
Me: Yeah

(Source: fuckyeahandrewgarfield)

  • Younger Brother: Can I use your credit card to buy a four dollar game?
  • Me: Is the website trustworthy?
  • Younger Brother: yeah I bought a game from there before
  • Me: Okay, fine, get my wallet
  • Younger Brother: It's okay, I already have all your information *walks away*
  • Me: What!?
i cant

i cant